i walked around with one all day

1. the emperor was unusually hard on his loyal subjects
   
   
2. you've got it easy...when I was a kid in Japan we had to walk five miles to school,
   uphill,
   and we had to carry a giant freakin' penis
   
   
3. new from Trojan Tokyo,
   Biggest Mr. Happy Pagoda with Soft Velvet Rope
   
   
4. good wood 'nuff said